Who´s that knocking at my door?
Who´s that knocking at my door?
Who´s that knocking at my door?
Cried the fair young maiden.
Oh, it´s only me from across the sea
Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
Why are you knocking at my door?
Why are you knocking at my door?
Why are you knocking at my door?
Cried the fair young maiden
Cos I´m young enough, and ready and tough.
Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
Will you take me to the dance?
To hell with the dance down with your pants.
You can sleep upon the floor.
I´ll not sleep on the floor you dirty whore.
You can sleep upon the mat.
Oh, bugger the mat you can´t f*** that.
You can sleep upon the stairs.
Oh, f*** the stairs they haven´t got hairs.
What´s that running up my blouse?
It´s only me mitt to grab yer tit.
You can sleep between my tits.
Oh, bugger your tits they give me the shits.
You can sleep between my thighs.
Bugger your thighs they´re covered in flies.
You can sleep within my cunt.
Oh, bugger your c*** but I´ll f*** for a stunt.
What´s that running in and out?
It´s only me c**k, it´s as hard as a rock.
What´s that running down my leg?
It´s only me shot that missed yer t***.
What if my parents should find out?
We´ll eat your ma and blow your pa.
What if my mother should disagree?
If yer ma´ll agree we´ll make it three.
What if we should get VD?
We´ll pick the sores and f*** some more.
What if we should get the (clap!)?
Gotta be willin´ to take penicillin.
What if I should have a child?
We´ll drown the bugger and f*** for another.
What if we should have a girl?
We´ll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.
What if we should have a boy?
He´ll play rugby and f*** like me.
What´ll we do when the baby´s born
We´ll drown the bugger and f*** for another.
What if you should go to jail?
I´ll pick the lock with my ten-foot c**k.
What if we should go to prison?
I´ll swing my balls and knock down the walls.
Das Lied geht zurück auf den Shanty : Abraham Brown the Sailor. Dieser wiederum hat starke Bezüge zu dem Dialog zwischen der alten Schwiegermutter und der jungen Frau, die zurückgeht auf das 16. Jahrhundert. “Wo wollt ihr das Bett hernehmen? (Schwiegertochter Schwiegermutter)”
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